Sunday, November 19, 2006

!!!

The Cubs have signed Alfonso Soriano to an EIGHT year, $136M contract. This leaves us with the following:

Alfonso Soriano, CF
Michael Barrett, C
Derrek Lee, 1B
Aramis Ramirez, 3B
Jacque Jones, RF
Matt Murton, LF
Mark DeRosa, 2B
someone vomitously bad, SS
Carlos Zambrano, P

This is not a bad lineup, and it doesn't stack up badly against...well, anyone. Move DeRosa to SS and start Patterson/Theriot at 2B? Maybe. Move Soriano to 2B and re-sign Pierre? Maybe. I can't even say that I'd be unhappy if we got a pitcher (not Zito, DEFINITELY not Jason Marquis...actually, not really anyone that's available, but more on that later) and called it good. We don't need to be the Yankees. We don't need to have a lineup completely composed of All-Stars. Let's just put a good team on the field and win some fuckin' games.

9 Comments:

At 11/19/2006 11:57 PM, Anonymous Jacob Shorr said...

Has anyone considered that for $136 million the Tribune Company could build an army of cyborg baseball players along the lines of "Universal Soldier." I bet the corpse patrolling left field would be an All-Star longer than Soriano. I mean, as long as he had enough plutonium of course.

 
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