Report: Baker To Clog Up ESPN Broadcasts

It's true.

Baker, whose contract was not renewed by the Chicago Cubs on Monday, will join ESPN's postseason baseball broadcast crew this weekend.

A-Train will need to set the over/under for how many times Dusty will:

Sing Neifi Perez's praises.
Make poorly veiled criticisms of the Chicago Cubs.
Demonstrate how taking a walk is dangerous, as it can lead to a double play.
Not trust rookies.
Eat his words.
Give a lecture on "raciest" emplyoment policies.

He'll do color commentary alongside Andy MacPhail. HAHA just kidding.

Also Yankees fans--in the same inning--have chanted MVP for Derek Jeter and Mariano Rivera.